SECRET
AT LAST!

The SECRET page, wussy-free. It will link you to all the advice, different animals, games and amazing things you can do with balloons. Give me TIME! It's not all there yet!!

The BIG SECRET

OK you can make a dog, and soon an elephant or whatever. WOW. Anyone can do that. Let's add a little more - what entertainers call PATTER and BITS OF BUSINESS. It's what will make you SPECIAL and not just another Balloon Animal Person. I'll tell you what I say and do, and it looks pretty corny. Believe me, it works! But you must use your own, because my daft jokes may not work for you. Have you got that? IT'S IMPORTANT. Don't copy me. CHANGE it, IMPROVE it.

Type in your secret password!


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Loads of Dogs

Birds - Swan, Parrot, Lovebirds

Mammals - Rabbit, Giraffe, Cat

Swords and Guns

Mammals - Horse, Cow, Elephant, Pig

Hats! Pretty, Crazy, Fun...

 

Flowers

Access the EVEN MORE SECRETS area
FREE DIY Party Plan
and much much more!

  • Bendy trunks, piggy snouts, teddy bear ears and other NEW TWISTS
  • You can TEAR a balloon in half.
  • You can MEND a popped bubble right in the middle of an animal
  • You can put things INSIDE balloons
  • You can make them so they WONT BURST!
  • You can make musical instruments that WORK
  • Using Smiley and Heart balloons for EXTRA fun
  • You can ENTERTAIN families for hours with a DIY BALLOON PARTY
  • You can play games and JOUST
  • You can make balloons that FLY
  • You can make big SCULPTURES with many balloons
  • You can make SPECIAL OCCASION things - Valentine bears, etc.
  • You can even earn a LIVING
  • But most importantly you can make people SMILE
And I need your Comments!

You really ought to practise in the right environment. This just happens to be in my gite in Calvados, Normandy (France) just 45 minutes from ferries.


If you have any questions or suggestions
contact me or go to my Wizard Wonky Web site where you can BOOK a Wizard, BUY magic tricks, OWN a Wizard Wonky T shirt and learn about Wizards!
I also own Herefordshire - a free community site!
And a site about pocket and portable sundials
Superb presents for children and adults!

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Wizards & Magic!!

Book one, buy Wizard stuff, T shirts, presents, magic tricks ... at WizardWonky.com!

DIY Party Plan

Party, school, office, family? - easy way to 30 minutes controlled chaos! It runs itself! Great fun!
Includes: Pet & Mutant Show, Jousting and Mouse Wars.
ANYONE CAN DO IT! Even you!
Have a look NOW!

Ideal for team building, family building!

PLUS in the SECRET section
Fabulous Balloon Animal song! True!!
PLUS 20 minute 'Noah's Ark' play. Honest!!
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