Balloon Animals - Many ideas from the professionals. Free to you and eaasy to learn!

DON'T PANIC
OK. You're a pro too, now. You can enter this site by going straight to the SECRET page in future. That's where I'll list all the stuff on this site. There's not a lot there yet - but go there for IDEAS.

See the picture on the left? DON'T PANIC! You DON'T have to do this. This is here just to make it look difficult and get rid of any Wimps and Wussies still peering into this web site. GO AWAY!

It's like reading music. Written music looks AWFUL, but if you're not there to show someone or hum it to them then a picture can help understand the tune. Think of it as a MAP - I can give you the map of anything, a few hints - and you CAN DO IT!

AMAZING SECRETS

I did promise you some - so.

You can TEAR a balloon in half.

You can MEND a popped bubble right in the middle of an animal.

You can put things INSIDE balloons.

You can make them so they WONT BURST!

You can make musical instruments that WORK.

You can ENTERTAIN families for hours.

You can play games and JOUST.

You can make balloons that FLY.

You can make big SCULPTURES with many balloons.

You can make SPECIAL OCCASION things - Valentine bears, etc.

You can even earn a LIVING.

But most importantly you can make people SMILE.

You need the SECRET page now.
The zone for the HARD people - like you and me.

And I need your Comments!

You really ought to practise in the right environment. This just happens to be in my gite in Calvados, Normandy (France) just 45 minutes from ferries.

If you have any questions or suggestions
contact me or go to my Wizard Wonky Web site where you can BOOK a Wizard, BUY magic tricks, OWN a Wizard Wonky T shirt and learn about Wizards!
I also own Herefordshire - a free community site!
And a site about pocket and portable sundials
Superb presents for children and adults!

AMAZING SECRETS

Here are some books - but more and DVDs, etc. HERE