THERE WAS AN OLD LADY
They've all got to join in, and if it goes wrong it's even funnier!
Each verse you come back to the number here and sing through to the end.
6 She swallowed the cow to catch the dog
5 She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
4 She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
3 She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wriggled and wiggled and jiggled
inside her
2 She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
1 I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die!
OFF WE GO...
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly (back to 1)
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
that wriggled & wiggled & jiggled inside her (back to 2)
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird (back to 3)
How absurd to swallow a bird
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat (back to 4)
How about that, she swallowed a cat
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog (back to 5)
What a hog, to swallow a dog
There was an old lady that swallowed a cow (back to 6)
I don't know how she swallowed a cow
7 There was an old lady that swallowed a horse
She died, of course! (THE END)
You really ought to practise in the right environment.
This just happens to be in my gite in Calvados, Normandy (France) just 45 minutes from ferries.

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