DOGS
INVENT!!

You've made a dog - what more do you want? OK, OK, OK. But don't expect me to spoonfeed you. YOU do a bit of thinking!

These are all variations on a dog. Below are different breeds of dog.

VARIATIONS

DOG THAT SMELLS

Make the nose a lot longer. No, it's not SMELLY, it's got a big nose so it can smell

INVISIBLE DOG

Just blow the balloon up and do nothing - this is it's LEAD

SQUASHAGE DOG

Make the body really long.Llet them tell you 'sausage'. No, I have to say squashage cos I just can't say sausage properly...

NEVER GETS LOST

Make all the bubbles quite small and leave a long tail - it was born with a LEAD

PUPPY

Only blow up a third of the balloon The uninflated tail just looks cute. Aahhh!

BARKING DOG

Make a dog, wet your finger slightly and drag it along underneath the tummy. Good to use if there's any excitement - cos the dog gets excited too.

HAPPY DOG

Hold it up with your thumb jammed in the bottom of the tail on one side. Bend your thumb up and down. It WAGS ITS TAIL. Ask the child to say something nice to it to see if the dog likes them

WATCH DOG

Make the head and then make the rest of it the simple way (without the three bubble idea). Slide your arm through the back legs, through the front, so it sits on your arm.

NAUGHTY DOG

Make the head, then make the rest of it, like the last one but do it round an adults leg

DESIGNER DOG

Ask them - long or short nose? Big or little ears? Long or short legs? Big nose and big ears - there's only enough for tiny legs! Can be very funny.

DIFFERENT BREEDS

POODLES have a forehead and pompoms

Leave 15cm of wiggly bit when blowing up the balloon. When you do the three bubbles for the head, do FOUR bubbles. Nose, ear, extra bubble, other ear. The extra bubble is on top. When you do the legs do FIVE bubbles. neck, leg, extra bubble (toes), extra bubble (other toes), leg. You should have an uninflated length of tail. Twist a bubble in the inflated bit of the tail and hold the twist. Now squeeze the bubble up to the end. You can put the end of the tail in your mouth and suck the bubble up there. But you don't know where the balloon has been, don't let little children see you do it, and it's pretty disgusting.

BEAGLES have a long head and floppy ears

Special trick! When you've made the head, push the head through between the ears and turn the head/ears upside down.

 

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You really ought to practise in the right environment. This just happens to be in my gite in Calvados, Normandy (France) just 45 minutes from ferries.


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