ALL YOU NEED... and it's ALL POST FREE!!

Order 5 or more of any item and 20% will be automatically deducted.
Sorry. You'll just have to pay less, OK?

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Let me in!	Don't want to buy, but I want all your SECRETS!! Incl DIY Party, play, song, etc..	£2
Slimline Pumps	Adults and children, slim, easy to carry, strong, double action. Buy 2 or 3 at least for a party	£5
Pro Pump	This is for you! It's much faster but for parties I prefer even adults to have the Slimline Pumps - it slows them down + you need them for smaller hands anyway.	£5
Balloons	100 Qualatex (the best), 260s, assorted colours. I could sell you less, but by the time I've counted them out and repackaged them ... Allow 10 - 15 per person	£8
Balloons	250 pack of the above balloons - cheaper by 10%, quantity discounts too and STILL post free	£18
Smileys	100 bright yellow, 5" diameter round balloons with Smiley faces!! Great for adding to hats or animals arms and for games. Wonderful as they are!	£15
PARTY PACK	5 Slimline Pumps, 1 Pro Pump, 200 Balloons, 100 Smilies - ideal for 15 to 25 children. Worth £56 but for you ... 20% off!	£45
Nothing!	You just want to pay me some money? Explain on the payment page. But thanks!	£??

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ADVICE FROM A MINIMALIST

You only need balloons and a pump. And you need me because I'm your LEADER. Soon you wont need me at all. But remember. I started you on THE WAY. Show your gratitude! Lastly you need GUTS. No WUSSY is going to play with a bit of rubber and expect to keep his friends. They know you'll dissolve in tears when it goes BANG. Wussies will become LONERS. TOUGH people (us) wont need to work on our friends when they see what we're doing. We'll be the leader of the GANG. Show them something HARD. They'll understand.

Balloons

We don't buy PARTY balloons, we don't buy CHEAP or PLASTIC. We buy the BEST because WE'RE the best. Cheap will put you off. And the best are cheaper than the cheap when you buy from me. Post Free. BUY NOW (I would!)

(Factual bit)

We use rubber which is a natural product and degrades when thrown away. And LET'S FACE IT - they will get thrown away. Some will DIE and some will just be discarded, uncared for, UNWANTED. The size we use is called 260. That's 2" wide and 60" long when blown up. Nothing like that really, but it's a guide. These high quality ones rarely burst.

Pump

The one we use is TOUGH and a handy size. It fits little hands and pockets. It's cool. And it's double action so it's FAST. Well, fast enough and faster than those awful ones in joke shops. And the Pro Pump (for you) is the MASTER. So, Post Free, - BUY NOW!!

(Factual bit)

Don't blow your own hot, damp, germ filled breath into a balloon with your wet lips and then give it someone else. We're talking URGHH! If you want to pass on DISEASES just cough, sneeze or spit in their face. It also encourages little ones to put them in their mouth. And a bit of pink rubber blocking their throat is quite invisible!

So, BUY NOW - and not just because I tell you (Wussy!) but because you WANT to, because you know it's the RIGHT thing to do. Go on, then...